A teaser is meant to not only give you a sneak peek into something, but give you an idea of some of the themes, concepts, and overall story, arch if you will. From looking at the teaser for the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I would say this year's theme is boobs, butts, butts, boobs, and more butts. Oh man, it's going to be epic.
You what it's like when you discover a television show that's really awesome or new bad or new restaurant and it completely takes over your life? The awesomeness of this thing fills you with such joy and you can't understand how you ever existed without it? Yeah, that feeling. That's kind of how I'm feeling about Barbara Palvin right now, she's kind of my new favorite everything.
It might be brand-spanking new year, but that doesn’t mean everything is different. The sun still comes up every morning and sets every evening. It still doesn’t matter how early you leave for work, you’re still going to get stuck in traffic. Most importantly tan lines are still super sexy and here is your first example of 2017, Lisa-Marie Bosbach.
While we can be a little upset that the German version of GQ features a topless and bottomless Naomi Campbell when no doubt the American version will be clean and clear, we should probably just focus of the true hotness that a topless and bottomless Naomi Campbell brings. As the Germans would say, "Ist Gut, Ist Very Gut." I couldn't have said it better myself.
Many experts recommend that we have five to nine servings of fruits and vegetables a day to maintain a good diet and be healthy. I find that switching out one junk snack a day with an apple or orange is a great way to stay on top this recommendation. Oh, and I also think it's important to see at least two great breasts every single day and thanks to Lauren Brown, you can get a serving of fruit and a serving of awesome boobs.
The phrase "to catch your breath" means to be to take time to start to breathe normally again after physical activity or the need to take deep breaths because one has stopped breathing suddenly for a short time because they were shocked, surprised, or impressed. Well, it's time to add one more definition to "catch your breath," because after seeing Jasmine Tookes's boobs, you need to remember to breathe.
The game of Hide and Seek is the classic adventure of one person doing their best to find one or more individuals hiding in various locations. Normally this game is played by children, and as you get older the game becomes less and less appealing, especially if you are someone who often loses things. But now that it seems Kate Upton is willing to play Hide and Seek - and play it very badly, I must point out - while wearing some pretty sexy lingerie. I have to admit this game looks pretty damn awesome.
It really shouldn't be all that surprising - it was only a matter of time before someone got Ashley Graham to do a strange and usual photo spread. I guess I was just hoping that maybe she would say no and stick to doing sexy lingerie shoots. Alas, here is Ashley Graham in V Magazine as some kind of vampire or clown or hulk or I don't know, I'm just confused all the way around on this.
Someone's got a sticky web just for you.
Now you're leaking too.
One order of salami, please.
Ahhh, Wednesday, or as it's better known, "Hump Day." While for many us, that means we have to go work and listen to that one co-worker say "Hump Day!" over and over again because they still think that joke is funny, Wednesday does have an upside. And by upside, I mean a couple of pictures of Ebonee Davis topless. Seeing Ebonee Davis's boobs kind of makes Wednesday the best day of the week.
It's the most Dustin McNeer we've seen yet. Boy does this guy love showing off his money maker...
Dear Playboy, we have all come to terms with the fact your magazine is no longer showing some of the most beautiful women in the world not wearing any clothes. While we don't agree with your decision, we understand. With that being said, how can you do a 1970-ish photo shoot with the beautiful Gabby Brooks? All you are doing is making us miss the days when Gabby Brooks would be totally nude as the centerfold!
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