Whoever Put Taylor Marie Hill in a Belt as a Top Needs an Award
Aug 29, 2016 | Posted in Models
Whoever Put Taylor Marie Hill in a Belt as a Top Needs an Award

Sometimes in life you just have to stop and give a slow clap. Something has happened, someone has done something so creative, so outstanding that the only way to respond is by slowing rising to your feet and starting a thunderous round of applause one clap at a time. Today I will give a slow clap to whoever came up with the idea of using a belt as a top on Taylor Marie Hill.

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Of Course Mia Kang Is the Newest "Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit Model
Aug 26, 2016 | Posted in Models
Of Course Mia Kang Is the Newest "Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit Model

Back in the old days before social media, I wonder how many guys out there used, “I’m a model scout for Sports Illustrated,” in an attempt to pick up women. I wouldn’t be surprised that the number of guys who tried and failed was pretty high. It kind of makes me wonder what kind of line those guys use now, because Instagram really makes it easy to find the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model - like Mia Kang.

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No One Could Live Without Emily Ratajkowski's Instagram
Aug 26, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity, Models
No One Could Live Without Emily Ratajkowski's Instagram

I’ll admit that I do have a small fear about being stranded on a desert island after some kind of plane crash or boat wreck or something horrible happens. It’s not so much that I’m scared of being alone and having to fend for myself, but knowing that would probably use up my cellphone battery looking at Emily Ratajkowski’s Instagram account instead of calling for help.

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Melina DiMarco, Boobs, and Tighty Whities
Aug 26, 2016 | Posted in Models
Melina DiMarco, Boobs, and Tighty Whities

If you ask me, there is nothing sexier than a woman wearing lingerie. You know something with a bit of lace, a nice garter belt with stocking, black or red or blue or white, the color really doesn’t matter, they long look great. But now it seems that I have new favorite kind of lingerie: men’s tighty whities. And it’s all thanks to a topless Melina DiMarco.

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We Need an Emily Ratajkowski Day
Aug 25, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity, Models
We Need an Emily Ratajkowski Day

Hear-ye, hear-ye, gather round people, gather round. For all of her vast contributions to the world and for all the moments in which she has made our lives better, brighter, and incredibly sexier, I do here proclaim that June 7th will henceforth be known as Emily Ratajkowski Day! (Hold for applause.)

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Doesn't Matter How Karlie Kloss Spells Her Name, She's Really Hot
Aug 24, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity, Models
Doesn't Matter How Karlie Kloss Spells Her Name, She's Really Hot

While I might still believe that Karlie Kloss isn’t her real name, that’s it a name she came up with to stand out and make sure everyone remembers who she is, in the end it doesn’t matter how she spells her name because there is no way any of us would forget her.

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What to Call Alexis Ren's Nip Slip on Snapchat?
Aug 23, 2016 | Posted in Models
What to Call Alexis Ren's Nip Slip on Snapchat?

Nip slips are by far some of the most wonderful things ever to happen on this earth. But I feel like if you are topless and take a quick pic and forget to cover up one of your boobs, then it isn’t really slip. We need to come up with another word for what Alexis Ren did on Snapchat.

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Damn Adrianne Curry, Damn
Aug 23, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity, Models
Damn Adrianne Curry, Damn

Sometimes you see something and there really aren’t too many ways you can describe it. It just hits you like a ton of bricks and all we can really say is damn. So, damn Adrianne Curry, damn.

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