Courtney Stodden Gets Personal With Her Trainer
Aug 01, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Courtney Stodden Gets Personal With Her Trainer

I don't mean to imply by the title of this post that Courtney Stodden and her personal trainer, let's call him...Beardy Muscleman, are in any way involved sexually. In fact, I don't think the two are capable of copulation because they're so pumped up that such interaction would make them pop. But I like to see them working out together in skimpy workout clothing (though I'd rather see them working out without clothing).

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Christina Milian Pumps Up the Volume at the Gas Station
Aug 01, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Christina Milian Pumps Up the Volume at the Gas Station

Christina Milian is no helpless lady. The beautiful singer and actress was recently seen at the gas station, and yes I'd like to have pumped her gas tank, but she was completely capable of doing this on her own. She even inflated her tires, bending down in a tight dress and spiked heels to do it, which inflated me.

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Kimberley Garner Shops for Fruit in a Bikini, Takes Time to Pose
Aug 01, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Kimberley Garner Shops for Fruit in a Bikini, Takes Time to Pose

The Daily Mail (link below) reported Kimberley Garner (who?) was recently spotted in Saint Tropez—a town in the French Riveria, not the Pink Floyd song—shopping for fruit in a skimpy lilac-colored bikini, minus footwear. The women at my local fruit market never look this hot.

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Eva Longoria In Shades and a Bikini Is Good for What Ails You
Aug 01, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Eva Longoria In Shades and a Bikini Is Good for What Ails You

Eva Longoria knows how to take a vacation. In a bikini. And she knows how to make me take a vacation in my pants. These pictures of Eva are a two-piece sextravaganza.

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Carmen Electra Strips Without Taking Off Her Clothes
Aug 01, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Carmen Electra Strips Without Taking Off Her Clothes

Carmen Electra has always been her own woman, and that means she does things the way she wants them. Who cares about superficial matters like dictionary definitions? Carmen answers to a higher authority, herself. If she wants to do a striptease, then by God she will do a striptease, even if it involves not taking off a stitch of what she's wearing.

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Miley Cyrus In and Out of a Dress
Aug 01, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Miley Cyrus In and Out of a Dress

Miley Cyrus continues to work on her brand extension over multiple platforms while retaining its inherent integrity, which would be tarnished by anything square as clothing. So when she models a dress she makes sure that it is hanging almost off her body, exposing a hint of her true assets. That's money in the sperm bank!

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Depardieu You Want To See Gérard's Dick?
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Depardieu You Want To See Gérard's Dick?

You know the answer to that question... Of course you do!

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Lily Allen Looks Almost Overdressed in a Bikini
Jul 31, 2014 | Posted in Celebrity
Lily Allen Looks Almost Overdressed in a Bikini

I'm so used to catching the unintendedly exposed body part from singer Lily Allen that finding her in a bikini is almost a disappointment. I said almost, because any chance to ogle at this cute young thing is an opportunity that is not to be missed...in your pants.

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