It was announced not that long ago that bio-pic about Madonna was in the works. Entitled Blonde Ambition, the movie takes places in the early 1980s when Madonna is about to release her first album. There isn't much other information about the film, including who will direct and who will star as the sexual icon, so we thought this would be a perfect time to look at some of our picks for the role.
I don't think I'm telling tales out of school that we all would have been just fine with Sarah Halpin's cleavage or Sarah Haplin's side boob or Sarah Haplin's boobs, but getting all three, well that's a special kind of wonderful. It doesn't matter whether the picture is black and white or just her breasts, it's all Sarah Halpin and that's all fantastic.
There are a few things in the world that really get under my skin. Not so much in an angry way, but there are constant little annoyances that I wish would change - like when people don't get off the phone when they order coffee or when people leave trash in a shopping cart. Probably the biggest thing that annoys me is the fact that Katrina Bowden is hot, but she hasn't gone topless.
We all knew it would happen, sooner or later - we knew the life and times of the music and sexual icon Madonna would hit the big screen. It appears the first step has been taken and the movie Blonde Ambition has found producers and is headed into pre-production. And while we debate who should play Madonna in the movie, let's also take a moment and look back at her awesome nudity-filled career.
While there are some out there who don't understand the point of Earth Day because in reality, every single day is earth day, it might just be my favorite holiday. Sure, I care about the planet and recycling and all that other stuff, but really I love this day because it's when Ireland Basinger-Baldwin and Alaia Baldwin go topless holding dogs.
There's nothing like getting a little more than you expected, like when you go to get a bag of chips from the vending machine only to end up with two bags of chips. Ashley Greene gave us a something extra in this Instagram post. We thought we were only going to get cleavage, but instead of got cleavage and some underboob. What a pleasant surprise!
Even when wearing a bikini there are few things that just aren't that attractive. Sneezing, especially if you are someone who sneezes with their whole body, is generally not all that awesome even while donning a two-piece. While playful, getting hit in the face with a stream of water from a water gun typically causes odd faces, weird body twists, and usually is an overall unpleasant experience. Yet Eva Longoria somehow found a way to make getting hit in the face with water pretty damn sexy.
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but Fifty Shades Darker (2017) isn't as nudity filled as we had hoped. Not to say there isn't some great nudity, but there might actually be less nudity than there was in Fifty Shades of Grey (2015).
There's that old saying "Find something you love to do and you'll never work a day in your life." For many of us is this something we strive for in our lives and while some may find it, others don't. But don't worry because no matter what you do it won't close to being as awesome as the person who gets to massage Heidi Klum's boobs for a living.
We all love the simple things in life. A cool breeze on a hot day, sheets fresh out of the dryer, and a hint of Bella Hadid's nipple. Yep, it's these small things that really remind you what a wonderful time it is to be alive.
As we all wait to see Kelly Rohrbach running in slow motion in a red one-piece bathing suit we can enjoy the many, many photo spreads that will come out of her in the Baywatch theme. And while I have very little doubt each and every one of the Baywatch spreads will be great, I believe this single picture will probably be the best Kelly Rohrbach red one-piece bathing suit pic of all time because of a lip slip.
When I was younger, whenever I go to a pool, at some point I would attempt to jump on a raft as it was floating in the water. This stunt would usually end with the raft slipping out from under my feet the moment I hit and me ending up in the water. It was all fun and games, but now Sofía Vergara has gone and changed it from a game to one hell of a sexy moment.
While to some it might seem that the art of the music video has gone away with the fact MTV, or Music Television, no longer plays actual music videos. Well, I say the opposite is true. Now that artists don't have the rules and regulations of basic cable television, they can feel free to truly express themselves in whatever fashion they desire. Take, Vanessa Hudgens for example, do you think she could be all sexy in lingerie on MTV? Well, probably, she is extremely hot and could get away with just about anything.
Honestly, I thought nothing would ever make the one-piece bathing suit sexier than a zipper. Zippers on bathing suits just make the normal, run of the mill, everyday one-piece bathing suit into something that drives us crazy. But apparently, there is something out there that might just be as sexy, if not a little sexier, than the zipper on the one-piece. That would be Demi Lovato in the super low-cut one-piece.
In modeling, just like with any job or business, you have to take some time to establish yourself. Make yourself known, get your face out there, do some jobs, and before you know it, everyone is talking about you. I get that, I do, but if we can just skip all that nonsense and make Kara Del Toro a supermodel that would be just swell.
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