Irish hottie Cillian Murphy truly is ageless, and even though he's been acting for seventy-five decades, he was just last year cast as a sexy hungry questioning virile young soldier in Dunkirk. I mean who knows what they did on that beach to pass the time. Omg kidding! They fucked. UM but today we're getting into a dick and ass time machine to check out all of Murphy's best assets in the projects 28 Days Later... (2002), Watching the Detectives (2007), and Peaky Blinders! This Murphy (bed) will have you spring loaded! Ugh I'll come back to you with something not fucking stupid.
If you've been indulging in this recent wave of Netflix original horror movies you probably immediately checked out Open House to see if star Dylan Minnette showed any of his Open Holes. OR maybe I'm projecting. Then, defeated, you might have clicked on over to the Stephen King adaptation 1922 (2017), where Thomas Jane doesn't go nude, but DOES show off his hot tan lean bod! THEN, after thinking that the name "Thomas Jane" sounded familiar, you might have Googled his plethora of previous dick and ass out scenes, most notably from the series Hung!
You remember the game Hungry Hungry Bottom, right?
Because you deserve a treat or two. Or ten. Or twenty.
It's been a while since we checked out a hot toned horned-up twink with a bolt of foreskin, and that's frankly unacceptable.
Sylvester Stallone is really the A-list actor who never should have been, but who we're glad was! Is... that even a complete sentence? Stallone got his start in the softcore porn flick The Italian Stallion (1970) where he showed off tip, taint, tush, and everything in between. This amazingly didn't TAINT his mainstream bankability, and in addition to making it big in flicks like Rocky (1976) and First Blood (1982), Stallone stripped down in a ton of other movies like The Specialist (1994), Demolition Man (1993), and more!
I could really go for a Boston cream donut right about now. I mean, minus the chocolate. Ugh I don't know how to be sexy :(
If you remember the 2000's as the decade of the cock, then either you had the social life that I wish for you, or you remember these hot celebrity full frontal scenes! Or preferably, both. Michael Pitt, Tom Hardy, Daniel Craig, and more stripped down to give audiences a faceful of fun in the 2000's, and you can see all the goodness right here!
A butt AND a big ol' bulge? Oh Ryan Murphy you are just too much.
It's pretty self-explanatory. And also, just pretty.
There really isn't much difference these days between the CW series Riverdale and Tumblr Riverdale fan fiction, and if you need any proof, just check out these insanely revealing new scenes featuring Archie (K.J. Apa) bulging out in a wrestling singlet with the boys!
Celebrating every single sexy moment from the fluidiest deaf model around Nyle DiMarco would be like trying to count Nick Jonas' pit hairs - so Sisyphean - but we're sure as hell going to try, and this new steamy denim snap is a good start!
This doesn't have anything to do with humps, except for that fact that you might want to hump this huge uncut cock until it fills you up like a filthy twinkie. Anyway, happy Wednesday!
Jeff Tomsik was once a simple garbage collector in Northeast Ohio, but is now an international modeling sensation thanks to his seriously insane body and face that has Tom Hardy shaking!
Or if he's six inches under. I MEAN six feet under.
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