The one, the only, the ripped, the fuzzy, the freakishly fuckable Jonasty enjoys the finer manly man things in life including cigars, bourbon, and golfing. But apparently his love for golfing might verge on lust, because the boy is looking suspiciously fluffed out in this new pap pic that I am lyvvvvving for!
File Under: "My type my type my mothergoddamnfucking type!" Goodness my moisture level could only be solved with a dehumidifier at this point, because these new shirtless candids of Robert Pattinson training on the beach in Antigua are seriously everything. Pattinson is thirty-one-years-old these days and is looking better than he ever has before. Glittery and making out with a bewigged cadaver in Twilight or stacked, sweaty, and bulging out on the beach? I mean I think I've made my choice!
We have a LOT of hot dude news to cover today, but fist and fore-moist, we have got to get to the nudity from the new flick My Friend Dahmer! Super cutie and Disney School of Sexiness alum Ross Lynch takes on the role of infamous(... ly sexy!) serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, and gives us an amazing look at his tight twink bod!
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For a recent Instagram Story, Nick Jonasty took us into the boudoir where he ever so flirtatiously covered up his teats with his sheet, giving us just a peak at his juicy hairy cleavage while including the caption "Late night jams." Nick if you're referring to the tablespoon of marmalade I had in my pants after first seeing these stills, then yes, we did have some late night jam!
The entire first season of the new Netflix series Altered Carbon is now available for streaming, and boy oh boy, does it feature a lot of ass and dick. There's a plot too, but the dick! It's Altering something in my pants right now! Rite ladies. The freakishly forkable Joel Kinnaman leads the rapid-paced sci-fi series based on the novel of the same name. Fans of The Killing might remember him as blondie string bean Stephen Holder, but the boy has beefed the goddamn hell up, and yeah, you're gonna want to check this shit out.
This past summer we peeped twinktastic Instagram modeling sensation Sean O’Donnell for the first time here at Fleshbot Gay, and that means that it's been about half a year too long since we've checked in on this boy's smoking hot toned bod, adorable face, and hair for goddamn days! And eyes. And eyelashes that could give your taint some serious rugburn with a little fluttering. Oh wow, and an excessive amount of leg hair that can only mean that his sac looks like two lint balls. Yurmzies!
This deserves a second look. And third. And fourth. And fifth. Until you explode on yourself. But enough about my evening.
Another guy named Jordan shows his ass and some beefaroni bowl named Rob bares his blurred bits, but honestly, fuck them. This is Devante's day. I'd like Ibiza that dick!
Not a daddy, not yet a dad bod! Joe Jonasty was looking all kinds of yummy recently while getting wet and wild at Bondi Iceberg Pool in Australia, and the two things you're going to want to pay close attention to in these pap pics are A) Joe's creative body hair distribution and B) his beefed-up bod for days!
Pretty damn good after seeing your fine ass bod. Not to mention wildly uncut cock.
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