· There's only one way to know the ingredients and calorie count in a pair of edible underwear: make them yourself! (knitty.com - thanks Andrew)

· Wish we hadn't missed this opportunity to score a used RealDoll on eBay for the bargain price of $4,450 - slight vaginal tears, odors not included. (eBay, via Boing Boing)

· What makes a quality facial orgasm video? Richard Lawrence of Beautiful Agony tells all. (interview @ darrenbarefoot.com)

· Colin Powell, gay sex icon. (Yahoo! News, via Wonkette)

· Pigeons help art historians discover 400-year-old Renaissance bukkake fresco - and CNN has the pictures to prove it. (thanks Mark)

· The buzz on "Catwoman" might stink like old kitty litter, but Kim Smith makes Maxim purr. (maximonline.com)

· Meanwhile, Halle Berry takes a break from cheering for Wal-Mart to shill sex toys. At least we know what makes her go "meow". (Defamer/Times of India - thanks E.A.)

· Pot-smoking dominatrix runs for Parliament. Have we mentioned how much we love Canada? (marijuanaparty.com - thanks Chris)

· Then again, America is the land of personal choice: Marilyn Chambers Taylor Running for Vice President. (AVN)

· Girl moves to Hollywood to become a star; girl winds up doing porn. It's a story we've all heard before, but Shirley Shave tells it well. (shirleyshave.blogspot.com)

· 38DD-love: semi-professional streaker Naomi McDonald takes the court at Wimbledon. (The Sun UK)

· Kylie Ireland wants you ... to see "Farenheit 9/11". Who are we to argue? (contactpornstars.blogs.com - thanks Xeni)

· Pissing while standing up rocks. But why should men have all the fun? (pmate.com - thanks Libby)

· Fuck, Marry, or Kill? The game that got you through all those boring classes in junior high school is back - now with celebrities and the added bonus of porn links on the side. (fuckmarrykill.com)

· Smells like team spirit: Painted Babes. (exbyte.net)