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Week in Review
A look back at the week that was ...
· Pornstar sex ... you're doing it wrong.
· Don't think of this as goodbye, Eva Angelina. Think of this as summer reruns until the new season starts.
· So this is why we never get invited to Tera Patrick's parties. (Among many other reasons.)
· Look, we love these girls as much as the next seaman, but we must be careful not to hunt them to extinction.
WWFRD
We are not showing you the title of this movie, but Jenna Haze is providing a pretty good visual clue on the cover. A skillful actor trained in Greek theatre, Haze knows that sometimes the audience is so far from the proscenium that IT needs a little help to follow the story. In this case, the story will be written all over her ... well, you get the idea. Can you be like last week's winner and come up with a better title than the one Theos provided? And will Jenna of Troy be able to launch a thousand ships once the deed is done?
· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
· See the real title (gamelink.com)
Because you don't need to go to a movie theater to see real super heroes ...
· Allegra (babesdump.net)
· Ava Rose (perfectdames.com)
· Bijou (babesplugger.net)
· Celine Mrazovich (babeblast.xlogz.com)
· Diane Dagota (z0d.com)
· Denisa Black (nude.hu)
7:30 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
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Latest by slimhope: If there's a more perfect body in porn these days than Ava Rose's, I haven't seen it. more »
As we said earlier, this weekend is the eighth (!) AsianModelPalooza, because the women of the Far East and their descendants are simply too irresistible to not have their very own palooza (whatever that means.) Filipina model Charmane Star did not make our earlier roundup, but as you can see she still has plenty of fans. Or at least one guy who is a really, really big fan of boning her. What can we say? The dude loves a good palooza!
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Tennis
As we told you weeks ago, tennis star Ashley Harkleroad has posed for Playboy without her white skirt or her white top or her white panties. Leaving nothing to the imagination was a trick that pervs tennis fans had hoped would fall on the the shoulders of Anna Kournikova, but it turns out that Ashley is the first one to take on the challenge on behalf of the ladies' pro tour. She's inside and on the cover of Playboy's August issue, which may or may not be on your local newsstand now. Not like anyone uses newsstands anymore ...
· Ashley in Playboy!?! (tennisforum.com, via Deadspin)
Keep your wits about you, as this week's roundup of the best sex writing on the web puts the jump on those who stay on their toes. It's just a stroll with a platonic friend—until she pulls you close. A john seems to have a simple fetish—until the ropes come out. Flirting with a new girl at the swing club is fun—until she panics. Answering a call is routine—until you're masturbating in your truck. Even the most poised stripper may be surprised when a client turns out to be a pretty big cheese.
Turn on a dime with Jefferson after the jump.
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3:15 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Australia this month on a special visit for World Youth Day, but his visit coincided with the journeys of an even bigger Earthly presence—Belladonna. This was her fifth visit Down Under (that's four more than the Pontiff) and as she prepared for sex week's Sydney Sexpo she had a few words of advice for the Holy Father. "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," she said, "but unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue." Wait, that actually ... makes perfect sense.
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We've been eagerly awaiting the release of "The Dark Knight" since... well, since we saw "Batman Begins." Because, quite frankly, the caped crusader is a pretty sexy superhero. He's got that chiseled physique, the skintight outfit, and—best of all—a mask. As far as we're concerned, there's nothing sexier than a mysterious stranger hidden behind a disguise ... and we don't think we're the only ones who feel that way. So to celebrate the return of the Caped Crusader, we've rounded up the hottest masked sex videos we could find. You just have to promise not to reveal our secret identity.
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1:30 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Latest by CloudCarrier: This post more than makes up for my local IMAX theater being sold out until Monday afternoon, and watching a girl ride a masked guy's face probably didn't make it into Christopher Nolan's final cut, anyway. Likewise, I was more »
Here's a few tips to help you write a good sex story without once resorting to using the phrases "heaving bosoms" or "rosy flower." If you can work, "sweet pink love mound" into your text, however, that's always a winner. (zobop.blogspot.com)
People like to do crazy things to get attention—like competitive eating or growing a handlebar mustache or, ahem ... blogging. Or they can take their clothes off while singing their own made up novelty songs about hookers and blowjobs. Sandy Kane is sort of like a cross between Belle Starr, "Weird Al" Yankovic and that "Chocolate Rain" guy on YouTube. She's old (not that there's anything wrong with that), she has an awful voice, and she's possibly a racist ... but try watching this video of her version of "Gloria" without finding yourself mesmerized. We can't really judge her stripping abilities based on this, but the singing is definitely not going to help with the tips.
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When it comes to hooking up, there are mere hookups ... and then there's Hookup818 on Xtube. If we were guaranteed this kind of action every time we logged in to Manhunt, we'd be spending a lot more time actually cruising for sex instead of just writing about cruising for sex. Judging from his handle, maybe things are a lot hotter in the San Fernando Valley than we thought? (Click thumbnail for video.)
The great Janine Lindemulder is in a bit of a pickle with the IRS, who want $80,000 in back takes or they'll take it out of her ... well ... actually, that part might not be in her contract. Here she is in happier, unindicted times.(thesmokinggun.com)
We wouldn't exactly say that we have a full-on fetish for Asian models—we can quit anytime, seriously!—but the sight of a lovely Asian woman has always made our hearts skip a beat or two. And we see that we're not the only ones. Thankfully, you don't have to go too far to find a beautiful Asian woman, especially when you're in Fleshbot country. After the jump, a few of our favorite Asian and Asian-American starlets. (And if this list isn't enough to satisfy you, there's always AsianModelPalooza on Saturday. It is an awfully big continent, you know.)
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We're sure the postman filched our review copy of superstar Portuguese illustrator HvH's sexy new "Gone To The Movies" book—how else to explain why we haven't received one yet? Not that we can blame him: despite Amazon's lackluster description (how are they expecting to move this title with adjectives like "more or less"?), it's full of HvH's cheeky beefcake drawings of classic movie posters the way you wish they would have looked. It's already topping our holiday wish list in case you want to buy us something for Chriskwaanzukkah this year. (Just be sure to send it by registered mail. We don't want the postman making off with another copy.)
• "Gone to the Movies" (Amazon)
• HvH Expo (hvhexpo.blogspot.com)
• Bruno Gmünder (brunogmuender.com)
Popshot Of The Moment: Deep Reading With Sindee Jennings
Sindee Jennings, as you know, is all the rage on the squirt circuit, but here on the set of "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" she realized, like Chief Martin Brody, that it is only an island if you look at it from the water. So no squirting for her! Instead, she took time to memorize her lines as Mary Ann, which did not include "You don't come quick like an old man!" That one was an improvisation. (See also: Sindee Jennings on MySpace)
Looking Good In A Bikini At Sixty--Not Just For Oscar Winners Anymore!
Inspired by Dame Helen Mirren's bold display of flesh, other sexy sixty-somethings are coming out of the closet about their own love of skimpy swimwear. With all these bikini-clad GILFs floating around, it's no wonder all those old people are getting laid so much. (mirror.co.uk)
Have you heard about the new trend that's totally sweeping the nation(s)? If you've got a rock, chances are that someone is climbing it right now—completely naked! Yes, naturism has gotten hard. Real hard. No shoes, no ropes, no clothes ... no problem! And everyone is doing it! Well, at least 12 women did it long enough for a photographer to make a calender out of them, but hundreds of other unidentified naked climbers are probably (coming) to scale your town soon! Better buy some chalk!
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