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Extreme Sophia climbs the carpeted stairs of her duplex, her mouth half open with a dreamy look that is supposed to suggest nymphomania and sex fatigue. All I can think is: I have seen this duplex. "Follow me," she says to us, and then proceeds to look at a magazine. Tease.
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If you thought the public relations storm of press releases and soundbites and aging '70s child stars was impressive the last time Will Ryder put out a classic TV porn spoof, you ain't seen nothing yet: "Not The Bradys XXX" was a masterpiece of porn marketing, but the folks at Adam & Eve and X-Play are upping the ante for the upcoming release of "Not Bewitched XXX." The movie already has two trailers and they're planning to release a new one each week until the DVD is released next month (version number two is below) at which point you will probably have seen every second of the feature that does not contain actual sex. The movie does boast an all-star cast and a very convincing laugh track—plus, Nina Hartley as a redhead!—so there are some reasons to get excited. Just don't lose your Darrens over it.
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As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tricks of public couch sex! Join the crowd cheering on the Canadian Futa players! And head down to the surf for a steamy round of beach blanket bingo.
Go for the gold with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.
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We try not to spend too much (or any) time on message boards, because that way lies flame wars and madness. Still, there are occasional moments when the collective hive mind of the internet creates something useful and informative, and so we present you with "The Ass Thread." No political rants, no insane conspiracy theories ... and we're pretty sure no one has called anyone a Nazi. (Yet.) Just a thread full of hot, sweaty, generally uncovered asses! It pretty much restores our faith in the World Wide Web as a communications medium. We're not ready to start editing Wikipedia discussion pages or anything, but it's a start.
· The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)
We think the Olympics would be a lot more interesting if we saw more female sports fans showing their support like the ones in this gallery. That way, we'd be able to spend less time waiting for the (very) occasional nip slip on the playing field and more time ... er, watching the fans we guess. Still, it's all about the glory of international competition, right? (alrincon.com - thanks José)
To tell you the truth, we've never been all that into table tennis. (What can we say? We like bigger balls.) But if the International Table Tennis Foundation makes good on their promise to sexy up the uniforms, we might be able to bring ourselves to watch. Think this means there'll be some in-game nip slips too? It's all for the good of the sport, right? (sports.yahoo.com - thanks AJ; thumbnail via 1pantyhose.com via Ask Jolene)
Just when we were starting to think that we had seen every single video ever uploaded to RedTube or that Megarotic's daily viewing limits were going to force us into a permanent state of frustrated arousal, along comes yet another new(ish) take on the whole dirty video sharing community, XOXTube. (We guess the O is for "onomatopeia"?) From a purely functional standpoint, there's nothing new here—click buttons, watch porn, repeat—but you do get a whole new library of smut to choose from when your other alternatives start to seem stale. Just as in the rest of our free market economy, more choices give consumers more power to shape their own destinies, or something like that. So get in there and let Kobe Tai help you strike a blow for capitalism!
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Remember those days when hipsters with prestigious but low paying media jobs had to have trust funds or sell coke if they wanted to make ends meet? Now all they have to do is find a few high-paying tricks to help them make it in the big city! Hey, it beats hitting up Mom and Dad for cash. (Or selling coke, for that matter.) (radaronline.com)
Maybe if we can tear ourselves away from the AVN Expo the next time we're in Vegas we'll check out the new Erotic Heritage Museum for ourselves—but for now we'll just have to trust the word of people who have actually been there. Although it's not hard to believe that a sex museum is somehow the classiest place in Las Vegas. (latimes.com + nerve.com)
Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the 
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It seems we have something else in common with Oprah besides a fondness for certain sex writers: we're both fans of the Naughtinano. So what songs do you think Oprah is grooving to these days?
Audrina Partridge Flees "The Hills" (And Winds Up In A Pool In Vegas)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... unless, of course, you're Audrina Partridge and you're partying in a pool with some friends. Then what happens in Vegas gets recorded by paparazzi and ends up on Fleshbot. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) 
If you've already forgotten what day it is and need something to jog your memory, try this sexy calendar by Brazilian model Karina Flores. Sure, it's for 2009 and we don't see any actual dates on it, but it's got to help somehow. (areaticino.com)
Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn't be a part of a kid's balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It's one of the few times we can legitimately ask "But what about the children?" without being snarky about it.
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