Sometimes we like to imagine Nicky Hilton throwing a temper tantrum at her relative lack of notoriety, shouting "Paris, Paris, Paris!" á la Jan Brady as she watches her older sis gobble up yet more gossip column inches and paparazzi shots. Then again, sometimes we think that Nicky will turn out just as famous for being slutty as Paris did after all.
"What About The Other Hilton?" (Nicky Hilton body painting photos @ Anonymous Outsider)
Update A sharp eyed reader points us to these photos (scroll to bottom of page), which clearly prove that the "Nicky Hilton body painting photos" are fakes. We've changed the category of this post from "celebrity" to "morph", and are happy to report that Nicky's honor remains unbesmirched. Thanks Max!




















