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Reflectoporn might have been the big eBay porn craze that wasn't, but we've been seeing a lot of otherwise ordinary auction items modeled by some very extraordinary looking women lately, like this perfectly hideous men's jacket which showed up on eBay Germany last week.
"Evolution Sakko by Bäumler" (ebay.de, via Your Dirty Mind)
The (very roughly translated) item description reads:
"Hello your loving, auctioneers here the jackets of my ex-Lovers.
One looked elegant therein.
I had given it to him, but the idiot placed her to me before the door.
Then it had evenly pitch.
The winner of the auction is to send me please a picture of itself in the jacket by E-Mail.
With favours I would have large desire on a DATE."
Guess the jacket isn't the only thing that was sold. And with a final bid price of €44.50, it looks like it was quite a bargain.
(Found any other surreptitiously sexy items on eBay? Let us know.)
Previously: Grab It Now!
