Fleshbot
Finally, two of America's foremost preoccupations - vehicular machismo and latent homoerotic zoophilia - have found their totemic emblem: Bull's Balls are fully guaranteed, polypropylene copolymer testicular novelties, designed to dangle from the hitch of a vehicle (although uses as floatation devices, key rings, and rec room conversation pieces have also been reported) and available in several color and style combinations. Combine them with a set of fake bullet holes from the same manufacturer to really make 'em bust a gut in the parking lot at the next NRA convention!
Bull's Balls (bullsballs.com, via Towle Road)
