It's been too long since I've seen Diane Kruger, my favorite German model turned actress, at least the only one I can think of right now. I have a bad memory, which is why there must be constant visual reminders or it's out of sight out of mind, and I'm out of my mind hot for Diane in tights.

Many of you reading this as porn fans might not know who Christian Mann was but the adult entertainment business will not be the same without him.

Amateur fetish guy, outdoors, having fun, being sexy and doing us the great courtesy of filming himself in the process, which is a great bonus. And then sharing it of course.

First, Maxim is still publishing? Good. Secondly, Jessica Alba still warrants a cover? Better. She looks hot and all hot women should be photographed for distribution among all media channels. That's just one asshole's opinion. My asshole's. It's always coming up with something.

Living on Michigan's Upper Peninsula must have led this guy to lose his manners...

Axel Braun has finally started production on the long-awaited sequel to his triple X spoof of the sci-fi classic Star Wars. Released in 2012, “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody” earned eight AVN Awards and became one the best-selling adult flicks in history, so it’s only natural that Braun makes a sequel.

After the opening group sex scene, Shawn Wolfe lies back on a crate and hoists his legs for the four tops. They each take a turn stuffing his ass.

Miranda Kerr likes pants, specifically her jeans, some brand with a numeral for a name that I immediately forgot after she breathless sighed it like exhaling after a sweet orgasm. I think she may have a fetish, like a really weird one, where she only gets off when filmed topless for a 30-second spot wearing only the tightest of tight jeans and then being paid with a wheelbarrow of money. Funny, I have the same kink.