Get Your Butt In Shape At “Anal Boot Camp”

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A few days ago, as we drunkenly rung in 2014, we made a pledge to ourselves that if there was one thing we were going to accomplish in the coming year, it'd be finally mastering the art that is anal sex (also cleaning out the garage eventually). When we awoke, dizzy and slightly hung over, on January 1, 2014, we remembered the solemn pledge--and unlike previous years, when we threw away resolutions faster than an empty Solo cup, we decided to really stick with it this year.

Yes, friends, we're going to anal boot camp.

It won't be easy, we know--it wouldn't be called boot camp if it was!--but under the dedicated, masterful watch of instructors Tory Lane, Phoenix Marie, and Veronica Avluv, we know we'll be able to finally figure out how to cram a whole lot of cock into one tiny little butt hole. After all, look at the amazing successes they've had with former students. London Keys, Veruca James, Zoey Monroe, Vicki Chase: each and every one of these young lasses entered anal boot camp a novice and emerged an expert (at least according to the brochure we read). If they can do it, we can too, right?

Well, maybe not. But even if our anal dreams don't come true, we can at least live vicariously through these lovely ladies. And if we're being honest, that's way more than we've accomplished with any of our past new year's resolutions.

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