Victorious Vixens: The Results Of Extreme Pornstar Showdown’s First Round

You watched, you were aroused, and you voted. After a week of difficult decisions and other double-D's, we have the first batch of results from Extreme Pornstar Showdown 2012. Who will be moving on to the next round? Find out here!

Before we name the quarterfinalists, we wanted to let you know that from now on, we're only broadcasting one Extreme Pornstar Showdown per week until AVN 2012 comes along. We were throwing down two fights a day last week, but that kind of pace was exhausting, and we want each battle to get the attention it deserves. After all, these women are no longer mere pornstars; they're valkyries who have each tasted victory, and they shall be treated like the winners that they are. Let's check the chart to see their names!

The brackets don't lie, folks: Lexi Belle outboned Dana DeArmond, Lily LaBeau out-blonded Kayden Kross, Allie Haze was declared a superior sucker to Gracie Glam, Kristina Rose is decidedly freakier than Chanel Preston, Alexis Texas ass has passed by Jesse Jane, Kimberly Kane has cut Andy San Dimas out of the picture, Phoenix Marie is more fearsome than Kagney Linn Karter, and lastly, Bobbi Starr has been deemed a cut (and a butt) above Asa Akira.

For those interested in the statistics (a.k.a., all of you real perverts), Andy San Dimas and Kimberly Kane had the closest match (Andy had 44.4% of the votes while Kimberly had 55.6%) and the biggest win goes to Allie Haze, who had 72.3% of the votes to Gracie Glam's 27.7%. The next round begins on Thursday. Prepare yourself for battle! (Er, that is, for judging the battles!)

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