First things first: Lollapalooza still exists? Secondly: people still go to Lollapalooza? Thirdly: okay, we'll be honest—we're feigning disbelief because we can't stop kicking ourselves for not being there to see a half-naked Lady Gaga crowdsurf.
Sure, we've seen a lot of things in our time—we've even seen a spandex clad Gaga singing "Orange Colored Sky" at a private party upstairs at a gentleman's club. But we have not see one Lady Gaga's fishnet-clad body riding the waves of an eager crowd of Semi Precious Weapons fans. And damn it, we're miffed about that.
Then again, it could be worse. After all...we do have this video, right?
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