Apple Thinks the Hole In Your Jeans Is Simply Pornographic

When it comes to iPhone apps, Apple has always been really cagey about including anything sexy. Athletic Model Guild, who already got one app through the Draconian censors, was denied on a second app. Why? Because of holey jeans.

That's right. These two pictures have been dubbed "obscene, pornographic, or defamatory." They were a part of AMG Beefcake! 1.1, an update to the AMG Beefcake! 1.0 app that is currently available through iTunes. The funny thing is, version 1.0 contains the same images, and was approved back in July. So, what does that teach us when it comes Apple judging racy images? It doesn't mind shirtless guys and it doesn't mind gay guys, but a hole in the crotch? Horrible! Well, after Labor Day, at least.