Ever wish you could control your computer with your peen? (Really, who hasn’t?) Finally, someone’s created a way to do just that: the Interactive Fleshlight, which our pal qDot at Slashdong reminds us “is an input /only/ device”. And not only can you use your joystick as a, uh, joystick … you can also play a crappy sex game with it! What will they think of next? (slashdong.org)