In this week's Sex Blog Roundup as so lovingly curated by Viviane, desperation leads to sex with IKEA objects; we read about several types of sex yoga encounters including simultaneous ass-fucking and cocksucking (don't try at home, dear readers); cocks real and artificial take the heated plunge; 'gaping labia' enter the sex blog lexicon; monster cocks as possible muder weapons, and much more after the jump... V. Blue
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Sex Blog Roundup by Viviane's Sex Carnival
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pinch hitter "my purple pillow's already on my couch, my pants on the floor. but no, this just isn't going to work tonight. i need to fuck...something. but what? fucking hospital bills, i need some toys. i go walking around my apartment in my underwear, opening drawers and checking bathroom cabinets. i sigh in frustration. there must be something i can slip a condom over and fit into my vagina. i open the hallway and there it is.
my $2.00 flashlight from ikea.
i pause for a minute and start questioning myself.
'wait, seriously? that?'" (the tales of a teacher and slut)
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you taste good "alex picked up the pace, fucking me harder. i, unusually, stayed hard as he pounded me. i'm sure if i said anything it was nonsensical; my mind was in a state of bliss. as with the 69ing, alex surprised me when, while buried deep in me, he began to suck my cock. i have been with a few very few men who could taste my dick while plowing me, but i have never been with a man who could suck me and keep the rhythm of his fucking steady throughout. the sensation was almost beyond my ability for coherence. 'like that?' 'like it?' i gasped, wild-eyed, 'what do you think?' he went back down on me and punched his cockhead deep inside me." (marcus_quimby's livejournal)
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Naked Yoga - 2 "I'd almost forgotten the rest of my audience but when I remembered them, and that they were all watching, I moaned in ecstasy. My tummy fluttered as the first stirrings of my orgasm rumbled through me.
I grabbed at my hard nipples pulling them, stretching them and let out an animalistic sound and shouted, 'Fuck my cunt, fill me. Don't stop. Harder, harder, deeper ... Oh God, don't stop ...'" (My Voyage of Sexual Discovery - Adults Only)
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Agent Provocateur "Triumphantly, she pushes my trousers and underwear past my knees. My cock hovers in the air before her, desperate to be inside her, to be absorbed into her heat. She grasps my shaft, wanking me as she draws me down towards her waiting cunt. Her labia gape wantonly, the soft pink flesh inside already glistening with her juices. My cock is barely an inch from the entrance to her sex, ready to plunge deep inside her." (Easily Aroused)
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A paean to pegging "I strap my cock on and lube up a smaller toy as an appetizer. He lies back and strokes his cock while I work the toy into him, making sure the curve is turned upward to hit his prostate. I push it all the way inside and he purrs and shivers, all his muscles relaxing. I press my thumb to the base and push, release, push, release, push... Ooooohhhh, he says, his back arching and eyes squeezing shut." (Seraglio's Divan)
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It's hump day, literally. "I started to spank her ass with my hands and she moaned around my cock. BLINK, the light went on in my head and I reached above me and got out the paddle. TW continued to cream on my face as I brought that paddle down on her ass. Soon, she was deep throating me to the point of pain but I continued to spank that sexy ass of hers and lick that hot, sweet pussy to another orgasm" (Over 40 Married Sex)
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Professional Girlfriend "Suddenly he got onto his knees and positioned himself above me. His breathing was so calm and he was so quiet, I couldn't believe he was cumming. But there it was, spilling out of his cock and dripping onto my tits. He had never done that to a woman before. I came to find out that there are a lot of things he's never done before." (Sugar Baby Weekly)
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Coyote Handsome "He slid his cock into my mouth to the base and started ramming his hips against my face, not really pulling back at all just trying to get like his whole body in my mouth. I started to gag and got hold of his hips to push him back a bit. He got off on that and said some shit like, 'yeah choke on it, choke on my monster cock.' Monster cock, please... I was choking because I was drunk and couldn't breathe with him trying to force his entire torso into my mouth." (The Great Cock Hunt)
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